Wait a minute. Back that train up.
…..Did I just witness a submission-free UFC? In Rio? WTF.
Abba, wibba- wha?
Who celebrates a (non-existent) win before the ref waves you off?! Palhares, I AM DISAPPOINT.
Yes, Headmaster. I'll try harder.
Our instructor decided that this week would be “Triangle Week”. (You know, like Shark Week, but only bloodier.) The back of my thighs feel like someone has vigorously applied a ruler to them. It’s only Day 2. I love Triangle Week. (Also, we all had a damn earthquake, but everyone’s okay. Is it sad that my third reaction was “go save my gi bag?”)
BJJ Psychoanalysis Terminology
Freudian Sweep: the act of placing oneself in positions that reveal information you were trying to repress. Example: Leslie: “What’s up with Becky? Matt’s the only person who can pass to mount on her.” Aiyana: “She wants him to pin her wrists in a similar, yet more private situation. She won’t tell him, though.” Leslie: “Freudian...
# That awkward moment when...
New people do the darnedest things. We have a handful of new people trickling in, (which is awesome), and two of them are a married couple. We’ve dubbed them Tito & Jenna. Why? Any time they’re touched, they moan. And I don’t mean the usual little noises one makes when the body gets cranked around, I’m talking straight up “time to bust out the Astroglide,...
Friends. How many of us have them?
Good teammates will advise you on improving your positions & submissions. Great teammates will advise you against getting a “Citation Needed” tattoo. (even if it would be all kinds of awesome)
Know your roots →
I WANT THIS SO HARD. *grabby hands*