iamsam-antha: Fuck it. Next time I jump guard I’ll just go w tumblr and try this shit. Action/setup if I do so they’ll be surprised and then I can take them the fuck down, probably mount if I keep kissing them, and when their arms go around my head to embrace me I’m taking the fucking arm. Don’t forget the Marshmallow Hell Mash or Motorboat Eye-poke distraction options (depending on bust size).

iamsam-antha:

Fuck it. Next time I jump guard I’ll just go w tumblr and try this shit. Action/setup if I do so they’ll be surprised and then I can take them the fuck down, probably mount if I keep kissing them, and when their arms go around my head to embrace me I’m taking the fucking arm.

Don’t forget the Marshmallow Hell Mash or Motorboat Eye-poke distraction options (depending on bust size).